Chapter 30

So yeah, a few things.  First off, I plan to move much faster than I normally do as I just want to get this over with.  Secondly, if I seem all over the place like I don't have a clue what I'm doing, it's because I don't.  Welp, let's get this over with!

So, we last left off with little Megoin aging into a toddler.  Now she finally has the ability to crawl around and terrorize the world at her will.

Bobbi: Herrre, now you're big enough to play in the playpen just like your brothers!

Megoin: I will if it gets me away from you, lady.

Leonardo: Bro?  BRO!  She stole our box!  OUR SECRET BASE!  What's next, our SOULS?!

Megoin: I'm working on it, kid.

Michelangelo: Whatever, bro.  We can play with the blocks.  We'll work up those muscles so we can finally take down the little pink demon!

Leonardo: Word!

Megoin: Mummy?  MUMMY!  Big brothers are being mean to meeeee!

Bobbi: Leo!  Mick!  Stop bullying your baby sister and apologise at once!

Leonardo: I really hate you.

Megoin: Trololol.

Leonardo: Don't let her win, bro!  Keep working!

Megoin: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Bobbi: Craig, shouldn't you be helping?

Craig: These are YOUR kids.  You deal with 'em.

Well, Megoin was soon given what makes any little girl happy. Food.

That smile seems very forced for a reason.

Bobbi: Now that you're feeling better, why don't we go and bond a little?

Megoin: Oh Christ here we go...

Bobbi: Seee, you just walk like this!  Easy, huh?

Megoin: I've been a toddler for two hours and you're already expecting me to walk all over the place?!

Bobbi: Now walk to mummy!

Megoin: I'M NOT DOING SHIT, LADY!

C'mon, Megoin.  Just imagine how easy it will be to chase your brothers around on two legs!

Megoin: ...DOMINATION, HERE I COME!

Bobbi: Yayyy, you did it!

Megoin: Oh, you won't be cheering for long...

Now, about here was when I went on hiatus, so when I came back I had no clue what I was previously doing, so I decided the twins were due to age up.

Poor Megoin had been left in the den for quite some time and was feeling rather ignored.

Megoin: They're aging up already?  How will I get to beat them?  THIS IS CHEATING!!

Bobbi: Happy birthday, sweetie!

Craig: No one cares! WE WANT CAKE!!!!

Dodger: CAKEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Midge: Mick...hurry up and age, will ya?  The crowd's looking hungry...

Just as Craig was breaking out the chainsaws, Michelangelo finally decided to sparkle it up.  I swear, these birthday scenes take too long.

Michelangelo: So, how sexy do I look?  No need to answer, I know it's very.

FAST-FORWARD.

Michelangelo: Whew, much better.

Midge: Graaahhhh, another ugly one!

Midge: Hey, what's this nose picker doing in the middle of the floor?  He's blocking the way to the cake!

That's your other son, Midge.

Midge: So?  I never got cake!

I was rather fed up with the three hour cake scenes at this point, so poor Leonardo would have to just make due without one.

Leonardo: ...I think I have this whole aging thing down!

Bobbi: Yes, yes you do.

Leonardo: I take that back.

Bobbi: ...urk.

Dresser.  Pronto.

So, here are the twins, finally distinguishable!  For further reference, Michelangelo will be dressed primarily in black (left), and Leonardo in white (right).  I've never been a fan of the awkward child phase, but these two have managed to pull it off quite well!

This outfit was kindly gifted to me by PDAT!  You're awesome, I love you!

Elsewhere, the sun was setting and Megoin was still in the same place.

Megoin: Why is no one paying attention to me?!

Oh, I couldn't imagine why...

And in the kitchen, Bobbi was having herself an epiphany.

Bobbi: Hmmm...I've been puking and having weird cravings...put two and two together, and that must mean...

Bobbi: I'm pregnant again!

Oh joys of joys!

Bobbi: HA!  Now that I'm pregnant, YOU have to take care of the kids!

Midge: Why do I always end up with the cranky ones.

Midge: Oh gosh, kid, you stink.

Megoin looks awfully happy.  She's probably relishing his misery.

Midge: Okay, now go have dreams of murdering your brothers or whatever.  Quietly.

Megoin: I get my own room now?  Sweet!

I'm sure she'll love the solitude.

The twins finally got to move out of the nursery and into a room of their own.

Michelangelo: Top bunk, dude!

Leonardo: Oh, just go to sleep.

The next morning, Craig was the first up.  He was dressed rather nicely.

Craig: Oh, I just want to look good in case I randomly die in my sleep.  It must be coming.

Anyways, he had been rolling wants to get out of the house for a while now, so I sent him off to who knows where to spend the day.  Hopefully he'll do something productive.

Michelangelo: Rrrr....whaaa?  Why am I up before noon?

You're a big kid now.  Time for your first day of school!

Michelangelo: Mrffff....nooooooo....

He takes after me.

Leonardo: C'mon, bro, let's get going!

Michelangelo: Fine, fine...

Soon the boys were off to school, and look who I found right across the street!  It's Charity's daughter, Talia! (Or is this Ruby?)  She aged up quite well.

And here's her sister, either Talia or Ruby...I seriously don't know.

It's a shame Torrence never had kids, cause Trey really is one fine piece of mancake.

...okay, anyone who knows me knows I love to creep.  So I just had to look at the others.  Here's Augie's son, Simon.  He's okay, but the Peters have seen better days.  Maybe he just needs a makeover.

And here's Leon's son Dash, who for some reason is already a teen.  He sure is a cutie.

And finally Tim's son Orion, who is older than Dash but still a child.  I couldn't find his siblings.  Maybe they're, oh, I dunno, AT SCHOOL.

That's where the twins are now, ready for their big entrance.

Leonardo: Ready, bro?

Michelangelo: Ready.

Girl: This generation of kids, I swear...

Back at home, Megoin was once again singing the song of her people.

Midge: Man, I seem to always be on baby duty.

Megoin: JUST FEED ME!!!!

Then I turn my back for ten seconds and Dodger's cooking again.

Dodger: And I was all like 'Ha!  You think YOU can punch hard?' and- wait, do I smell something burning?  Nah, it must be me cause I'm so smoking hot.  So anyways, I grabbed the little bastard and...

And you guys wonder why this family never cooks.

Bobbi: How are my two darlings doing?

Midge: Just peachy keen.

Midge: But luckily, I have the easy way out of this!  LAZINESS!

Megoin: Ay, I'm fine with this.

Midge: This way I can go out and work!

And he actually has a crowd!  ...of two...  Those two sure walk funny.

HOLY SNARP.  This is the first time I've seen one of those werewolves.  I didn't even know they were in the game.  Imagine my horror ._.

Hello, Mason, another lovely day at work, I assume?

Mason: I don't wanna talk about it.

The more I see him come home like this the more I worry for his longevity.

Ahh, I see the twins are home too!  Now you get to experience part TWO of growing up!  HOMEWORK!

Michelangelo: Shoot me.

If looks could kill, we'd all be dead.

Sometimes I worry about leaving Megoin alone for long periods of time in the playpen, but then I come back and see her like this.

Megoin: Oooh, who's the sexy baby in the mirror?  Whooooo is it?  Oh, it's just ME!

She's her own best friend.

Midge: Hiii, Meg, having fun?

Megoin: I WAS.

Midge: Look at Daddy's spiffy new suit!  Isn't it great?

Megoin: Suuuuure.

She pulls off the 'smile and pretend to care' look so well.

Midge: Aw cheezus, just when I think parenting is getting fun...Megoin, are you TRYING to kill me?

Megoin: Yes.

Leonardo: I believe I can flyyyyy...

Woah!  When did Sims 3 get diving boards?!  I swear, I am so behind.

Later that night, the family was invited to a pool party at Tim's.  It was called a pool party, but considering everyone completely went out of their way to avoid the water, it should be aptly named a 'half-naked awkward social gathering.'

Leonardo: Hi!  I'm your nephew!

Torrence: Oh god, there's two of them!

Okay, I normally document these things, but there was literally nothing to document.  Bobbi was the one who was actually invited and she left within an hour.

Bobbi: See ya, suckers!

Yeah, a pregnant woman in a swimsuit riding on a broom late at night...completely normal.

Michelangelo: MICK'S OUT, BITCHES!

So child witches ride brooms!  Sweet! 

Oh my god.  Those are training wheels.  On a broom.  Training wheels on a broom.  I can't even.  Excuse me.

*dies*

The night passed without any major uproars.  Leonardo and Michelangelo were the first up, surprisingly.

Leonardo: Wake UP!

That looks painful.

*thump*  *smack*

Megoin: LET ME OUTTA HERE!  I WANNA HIT SOMEONE!

She just wants to join in on the fun.

Midge: Here.  Eat some grub and can it.

She really is cute.  Such a shame she's a demon.

Dodger: Bahaha, you're so bulbous!  Like a balloon!

Mason: Now now, Dodger, that's rude.

Dodger: THE TRUTH HURTS!

Bobbi: Fine then!  You don't like me being fat!  WELL I'LL JUST GIVE BIRTH RIGHT HERE!

Michelangelo: What's Mom doing?

Panic soon set in.

Michelangelo: SHE'S BROKEN!  SHE'S BROKEN!!!

Leonardo: WHAT DO WE DO?!

Michelangelo: I DON'T KNOW!!! 

Craig: Don't fret, boys!  This is how YOU were born!

Leonardo: GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Michelangelo: TMI, GRANDPA!!!

Dodger: C'mon, Mason!  She's giving birth right here!  Can't you do something?!

Mason: Nope.

Bobbi: Whatever, you guys are useless.  I'm gone.

They are useless.

Leonardo: WHERE'S MY SHIRT?!

And just like that, she was gone.

Dodger: ...

Michelangelo: That...was...AWESOME!!!

Craig: So, who wants to play cards?

And a few hours later, Bobbi emerged with...

Bobbi: Gosh, you stink, kid.

A boy!  Say hello to Tennant Peter, born with the loner and night owl traits.

Hello!

Oh crap.  The werewolf's back.

Werewolf: Congratulations on your baby.

STAY AWAY.

Oh my god, he starting advancing towards the screen like this, and I'm not gonna lie, I almost cried.

I really don't like those things.

Bobbi: There...NOW SLEEP, PUNK.

Megoin: I have to share a room with THAT?!

Yep.  Sorry, kid.

Megoin: NOOOOOO!!!

Now seems like a nice time to end.

Ahh, how nice.  I'll shoot for another chapter next week, but no promises!  For feedback, previous chapters, and more content, go here:

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