Chapter 29

If you notice any absurd typos in this, I left the room and came back to find my cat walking all over the keyboard.  I think I got everything, but you never know.

The night started off like any other.  The twins were upstairs playing in their baby-raising box...

The adults were downstairs doing whatever it is they do...

Craig: Move it, fatty.

Annnd whoa!  Look at that!  A ZOMBIE!

Zombie: Braiiinssss....

AWESOME!

I must say, I am very pleased to see that Superatural is finally doing something worthwhile.

I gotta hand it to you, EA.  These are pretty well done.

Annnd now she's at the door.

Zombie: DING DONG.  BRAIIIIIINS.

Lady, you're not gonna find them here.

Zombie: Whaaaat?  Dooooor?  Door no work for zombie!

You've gotta be kidding me.

Zombie: DOOOOR!!!!

Craig: What's that?  I should go outside to check.

Craig: ...is that a zombie?

Yes, yes it is.  Now go attack him!  Eat his brains!  Convert him!  I NEED A STORYLINE HERE!

Zombie: Zombie...tired...above ground too much work...

Oh cheesuz.  This has to be the lamest expansion pack in the history of all the other completely lame expansion packs.

And so, much to my dismay, the night continued on as boringly normal as it had been.

Leonardo: Don't leave me, Daddy!  What about zombies?

Midge: Don't worry, champ.  It can't get in here.

Zombie: DOOOOOOR!!!!

The zombie never moved from that spot for the rest of the night.

As if to taunt me for having this already crappy start, the game decided to start completely flipping out on me.  I mean, what is this?!

Poor Michelangelo was feeling the strain.

Michelangelo: THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS ENDING!!!

Bobbi: The world as you know it IS ending, son.  You're about to have a new sibling any day now!

Michelangelo: But...I DON'T WANNA SHARE THE ATTENTION!

Leonardo: Where's Daddy?

Dodger: Daddy's working.  It's you and me today, kid.

Leonardo: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

He's still not completely over the whole candy stealing indecent.

Bobbi: Hmmm... how long have I been pregnant now?

I don't keep track of these things.

Bobbi: I think...I think this is day three!

Bobbi: My pregnancy's almost over!  You can come out now, baby!

Whoever this kid is, s/he sure is obedient.

Bobbi: I didn't mean right this second!  GAAHHHHH!!!!

Midge: Take us to the hospital, s'il vous plait!

*silence*

Bobbi: ...shouldn't this thing have a driver?!

You're in Glitchlit Tides at the moment, Bobbi.  Nothing will work out as it should.

Fortunately, the cab was able to drive itself and the two made it to the hospital in time.  Soon, Bobbi came out with...

Bobbi: One.

Yes, this time Bobbi came out with one little girl.  Meet Megoin Peter!  (Meg-OWH-in)  Yes, I named her after a very close friend of mine.  This is for you ^.^  Megoin was born with the grumpy and heavy sleeper traits.  She should be a fun one.

Leonardo: Hmmm...Mommy sure has been gone a long time...

Michelangelo: Where do you suppose she is?

Leonardo: There she is!  Mommy!

Michelangelo: Wait!  What's that in her hand?

Leonardo: I think it's our new sibling!

Michelangelo: But...it's PINK!

Leonardo: NO!  TAKE IT AWAY!

Bobbi was very excited to put her new little girl down in her little pink crib.

Bobbi: Awww, derre's my widdle pwincess...

Yikes.

The first thing Megoin did in her life was cry.

Megoin: I AIN'T NOBODY'S PRINCESS, LADY!!!

Bobbi: Dere dere, ish mommy's widdle snookums sad?  I'll make it aww better.

Megoin: HOW WAS I BORN TO YOU?!

Downstairs, Midge was once again left alone to tend to both twins.  Alliances were already being formed.

Midge: Okay, there's now one more girl in this household.  We men have to stick together, okay?

Michelangelo: Got it.  Once I get this walking thing down I can totally sneak across the room at night and kill the pink thing.

Midge: ...maybe we won't go that far.

Bobbi: Man, I wonder how old this thing is?  Oh well, I'm too lazy to make anything myself.

With three children now in the house, several of the adults were now left on autopilot to fend for themselves most of the day.

So far they weren't doing very well.

Craig: I'm sexy and I know it.

Dodger: What am I supposed to do with these bowls?

Dodger: Aww, crap, CRAP!  I forgot about work again!

Autopilot really doesn't work as well as I wish it did.  Since Mason goes to work in the mornings I'll always see him off, but most days I'll find Dodger running into work three hours late.

The next morning, the house was woken up bright and early by their new pink alarm clock.

Leonardo: Oh my gosh.  Please don't tell me I was as annoying as her when I was her age.

Sorry, bud, you were.

Leonardo: Please get Mick our own room soon.  Please.

Alas, the twins eventually decided that if Megoin was crying, they were going to start too.

Michelangelo: MAKE IT BE QUIET!!!!

The boys were eventually fed...

...and the entire house was already up and active before the sun was fully up over Glitchlit Tides.  This day was going to last FOREVER.

Everyone was a little tired that morning.  The twins did nothing but sit in the playpen.

And Midge seemed to have accidentally hypnotized himself while doing magic.

Midge: I am getting very sleepy...I am getting very sleepy...SNNNNNXXXXXX.

Luckily no one ever comes to watch him, so he saved himself from embarrassment.

Bobbi: Here, Meggy, wanna come swing with your big brothers?

Megoin: DON'T CALL ME MEGGY!

Michelangelo: BRO!  She's invaded the swings now!

Leonardo: And this one's pink too!  WHYYYYY?!?!

Well, Mick, you look awfully happy for having your playplace overrun.

Michelangelo: No no, I'm just waiting for Mommy to turn her back...then I can strike...

Megoin: Come at me, bro!  I can hold my own!

Bobbi: Weeeee!  Does you like to swing swing?

Megoin: Oh, goodness.

Leonardo: YOU HAVE TWO OTHER KIDS, YOU KNOW!

Leonardo: She's asleep, bro!  Now's our chance!

Michelangelo: Snnnxxxx..

Leonardo: No!  Wake up, bro!  WAKE UP!!!!

Leonardo: Oh, whatevs.  Goodnight, everyone.

This day was taking its toll on everyone.

And I mean everyone.

Mason: Oh crap.  Autopilot forgot to tell me to pee!

Mason: No!  NO!!  WHY?!

Dodger: That's it.  I'm done eating.

Mason: Aw geez that stinks.  It sucks getting old.

Dodger: If you need me, I'll be anywhere else.

Later...

Michelangelo: Yawnnn...hmmm?  Did I fall asleep?

Michelangelo: Bro?  What happened?

Leonardo: Mrfglbm...shaddap...

Michelangelo: IT'S STILL HERE!  WE FAILED!  RAAAAGE!!!!

Now now, are you really going to let your baby sister torment you THIS much?

Michelangelo: YES!

Michelangelo: Daddy!  Thank goodness you're here!

Midge: Don't worry.  She's kinda scaring me too.

Megoin: Men.

Upstairs, the boys were in their 'war room' planning out something.  It didn't look good.

Leonardo: So, this is me.  I'll walk over here to distract the adults...

Michelangelo: And then I swoop in and RIP HER HEAD OFF!

Michelangelo: And then enters the man-eating cougar to finish off the deeds!

Leonardo: By then, the family has heard noises!  I eliminate them all just to be safe!

Michelangelo: And then we pack up, get the sparkly vests, and move to Rio!

Leonardo: It's foolproof!

Outside, Craig was spending his time fussing at the awkward dead and caged garden.

Craig: Hrmph.  Seems like everything in this damn household is cursed to die.  Heaven knows I'll be next.

I really don't want to think about that.

Megoin: I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS PLOTTING MY MURDER!!!

Michelangelo: Curses!  Foiled again!

Leonardo: Quick, there's still time!  She's a baby; she can't do anything other than telepathically yell at us!  Deploy the monkeys before it's too late!!!

Megoin: MOMMMM!!!!!

Bobbi: Meh, let someone else get you this time.

Of course this would be the one time Megoin actually WANTS to see you.  Because of the completely skewed sleep schedules in the house, Bobbi ended up going to bed before it was even dark out.  Oh, how I envy her.

With the house more or less settled down and quiet, Mason finally found some time to work on several things that needed attention.

One of them was his relationship with Dodger.

Mason: It's a lovely night to watch the stars, no?

Dodger: It's never a good night.

I can see they're as romantic as always.

Dodger: Though...I will admit that this night is not AS horrible as the rest...

Mason: Of course not.  Just a smidgen better.

Dodger: Sigh...takes me back to when we were young...

Mason: Time really does fly, doesn't it?  The kids are grown and having kids of their own, and-

Dodger: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE THIS OLD!!!!  WAHHHHH!!!

Mason: Now now, you'll always be forever young to me.

N'AWH.   OLD PEOPLE LOVE.

As scary and informal as this couple is, they always take the cake for overly cheesy romantic speeches.  It's disgusting.

Bobbi wasn't fairing too well the next morning.

Bobbi: BLECK.  GO AWAY.

I'll leave her to that.  Hopefully the rest of the house is doing better.

OH MY GOSH.  GLITCCCHHHHH.

Megoin: What's new?

Well, this certainly is a new one.  I've been able to work around the rest.

OH JESUS I'M BLINNNNDDDD.  This game hates me.  I swear it does.

Anywayssss, the point I am trying to make here is that Michelangelo is not too happy about his sister spending the night in his brother's crib.

Michelangelo: SHE'S TAKING OVER!  I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

Megoin: Trololol.

Leonardo: I'm in an enemy prison, bro!  It's pink!  PINK!

So is your hair.

Leonardo: THE CONVERSION HAS ALREADY BEGUN!

Anyways, I decided that it was high time to age Megoin up.  I'm fairly certain that she is the cause of half the glitching.  Babies always screw up the game.  Midge certainly wasn't happy about getting up before the sun two days in a row.

Midge: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday tojustblowthefuckingcandlesoutsowecangetthisoverwith....

Megoin: Uhh...the candle's over there...

Midge: I've had a long week.

The rest of the family seemed to be much happier.  They may have just reached that point of exhaustion where you go completely insane.

Bobbi: GO MEGGERS!

Megoin: SHADDAP!

And Megoin aged up to be...an...adorable little invisible toddler...

Oh yeah, did I mention that she's a witch too?

Midge: DRAT!

Ahh, there she is, in all her glory.

Megoin: You know I'm too sexy for this shirt.

....Gahhhhhhh.  How can one toddler look so perfect???  Megoin inherited most of her mother's facial features but her father's hair and eyes (the style she has makes it look darker and just awesome).

Also, big thank you to Emily4331 for gifting me this awesome toddler outfit!  I <3 you!

The first thing Megoin decided to do as a toddler was eat her own hand.

Megoin: Mmmm...tastes like chicken...

Leonardo: SHE'S ALREADY ACQUIRING A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!!

The second thing she did was cry.

But overall, I say we have another totally awesome new toddler on our hands.  There sure is a lot of personality in this bunch.  They should be tons of fun to play with!

Don't worry, Mick, I'm sure someone will remember you soon.

Michelangelo: I'M GONNA DIE IN THIS CHAIR!!!

Welp, the end!  If you enjoyed, than yay!  If you didn't, than pretend you did!  Please be sure to leave me some feedback here or on the forums, and stay updated!  I've got a busy weekend, so I'm not likely to publish then, but may publish midweek!  Farewell!

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